Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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