You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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