My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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