He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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