I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
so let's talk penis.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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