THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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