Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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