Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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