summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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