She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Randomize
