She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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