guys are not supposed to queef...right?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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