Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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