; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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