hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
