dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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