Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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