he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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