HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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