rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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