The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Randomize
