Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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