I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I think I just shit out all my problems.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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