considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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