One girl and one boy is just not enough.
She said her name was "party"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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