is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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