He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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