do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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