I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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