SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
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