Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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