Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
We are two peas in an std pod
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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