I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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