So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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