stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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