She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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