Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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I need you to use more vowels.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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