I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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