I must be too annoying 4 u.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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