Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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