I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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