Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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