I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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