i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
you would pick up someone in the library
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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