People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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