all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize
