The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
