i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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