"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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