It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Randomize
