He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
